英语翻译两句话

如何才能忘记一个人?
左手拿红线,右手拿黑线,把红线和黑线接入220V电压中,就可以忘了.
还翻译下:我有个严肃的问题向大家请教:我女朋友最近在欺骗我,她总是晚上和别人出去,晚才坐出租回来,又不开到门口。我偷看过她手机,结果她大发雷霆。有一天晚上她出门,我骑着摩托车藏在街边拐角等着看谁来接她。结果我发现摩托车漏油,请问下,这车我刚买了一年,这个漏油问题保修吗?

(1)如何才能忘记一个人?
左手拿红线,右手拿黑线,把红线和黑线接入220V电压中,就可以忘了.how to forget a person?
左手拿红线,右手拿黑线,把红线和黑线接入220V电压中,就可以忘了.
Left hand right hand to the red, black, red and black access 220V voltage, can forget.

(2)我有个严肃的问题向大家请教:我女朋友最近在欺骗我,她总是晚上和别人出去,晚才坐出租回来,又不开到门口。我偷看过她手机,结果她大发雷霆。有一天晚上她出门,我骑着摩托车藏在街边拐角等着看谁来接她。结果我发现摩托车漏油,请问下,这车我刚买了一年,这个漏油问题保修吗?
I have a serious question to ask: my girlfriend recently in deceive me, she always late at night and others out, taxi back, and don't open the door. I had her mobile phone, she be furious. One night she went out, I ride a motorcycle in the street corner waiting to see who came to pick her up. I found the motorcycle oil, excuse me, I just bought this car for a year, the problem of oil leakage of warranty?
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第1个回答  2014-05-16
这是一个谜语的谜底,谜面是这样的:

What falls but doesn't break and breaks but never falls?

用汉语很难解释的,就是文字游戏,意思就是什么东西落下来,但是没有打破,而打破了,却不会落下来。谜底就是Day break(拂晓)和night fall(夜幕降临 )。本回答被网友采纳