老外问:如果你和别的同学在一个小组进行什么研究,别人坚持自己的想法(就要照着他的来)你怎么办?
答:粗鲁版——操~你~妈~逼,你以为你什么东西?Fuck you, motherfucker, who the hell do you think you are?
绅士版——你讲的有道理,但是。。。You have a point, but I still .....
我同意你说的这点xxx,但是在。。。我觉得可以。。。。I'd go along with you on xxx, but on the other side, regarding to ....., I think ....would .....
老外问:因为你是中国人,别的国家的学生不喜欢和你一组(因为中国孩子动手能力差)你怎么办?
答:自强版——中国人不是东亚病夫(潜台词:动手打架能力不差,这里是故意误解动手能力的意思) Acha! Then pose as a martial artist and say: Chinese Kungfu!
萝莉版——。。。。。。。(萝莉都是一副靠娇弱的身躯和无辜的眼神征服对方的,所以没有对白).............
老外问:你和外国孩子有矛盾该怎么办?
答:霸主版——谁惹我,我就把他屎都打出来If some dare to mess with me, I'm gonna beat the hell out of him.
正常版——我会先让自己冷静下来,试着和他协商,协商无果再找老师或者家长处理(因为你说孩子,所以我假设你的年龄是15岁以下;如果15岁以上这样回答,会很丢人的)Well, I will calm down and try to negociate with him, see if we can solve the problem ourselves. Asking parents or teachers for help would be the back-up plan.来自:求助得到的回答
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