怎样形容愿意怼人的杠精？

Question

如题所述

Answer 1

你好朋友 形容愿意怼人的杠精，请看下面的句子，

1.长得很有创意，活得真有勇气。

It's very creative and courageous to live.

2.你怎么长得这么有考古价值。

Why do you look so archaeological.

3.你瞅你那五官，各长各的，谁都不服谁。

If you look at your features, each of them has his own head, no one will agree with him.

4.没文化可以学习，丑陋可以完整，你真的没有法治。

No culture to learn, ugly to complete, you really have no rule of law.

5.你看你穿的很危险，但你长得很安全。

You see it's dangerous, but you look safe

6.巴黎圣母院缺一个敲钟的，你去正合适。

Notre Dame is short of a bell ringer. It's just right for you to go.

7.上帝向人类撒过一把脑子，所以人都接受了洗礼，只有你撑着伞走过了。

God sprinkled a brain on human beings, so people were baptized, only you walked by with an umbrella.

8.我怎么敢碰你呢，我怕我买的洗手液买穷自己。

How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I'll buy my own hand sanitizer.

9.抽空一起去吃鱼吧，看你挺会挑刺的。

Take time to eat fish together. I think you will be very picky.

10.真羡慕你的皮肤，保养得真厚。

I envy your skin. It's really thick.

11.我也不想以貌取人，我也有努力看见你的灵魂呀，结果你的灵魂也没有比你的外表美啊。

I don't want to judge people by their looks. I've tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is not more beautiful than your appearance.

12.任何人工智能多敌不过阁下这款自然呆。

Any artificial intelligence can't beat your natural stupidity.

13.你的话，我连标点符号都不信。

I don't even believe in punctuation.

14.拿我的热情当水喝，总有一天烫死你。

Take my enthusiasm as water, and you will burn to death one day.

Answer 2

拿我的热情当水喝，总有一天烫死你。

打你脸的时候，不要问我为什么打你，因为我给你糖的时候，你从来不会说谢谢。

让我动心的那条狗，你在哪，主人想你了。

垃圾食品特别好吃，人渣也特别有魅力，你骄傲什么，我不要的东西你才刚开始着迷。

如果你不瞎，就别用耳朵去了解我。

即使你已名花有主，我也要移花接木把你移到我身边。

有趣的灵魂搭上了迷人的混蛋成就了一个渣男。

离开就不要回来了，能走的都是垃圾和变心的狗。

看你长着一张人的脸，却有颗禽兽不如的心。