亲爱的老师 同学们`今天我要给大家讲一则冷笑话`有一只兔子`到药店问老板：先生先生`请问你们这里卖胡萝卜么？先生和蔼的回答：没有`第二天兔子又去问说：先生先生`请问你们这里有卖胡萝卜的么？先生不耐烦的回答：没有！第三天兔子又去了`问：先生先生`请问你们这里有卖胡萝卜的么？先生气愤的回答：没有！！你要是再来我就拿老虎钳把你牙打掉！兔子跑掉了`可是过一天又去了`小心熠熠的说：先生先生`请问你们这里有钳子么？先生不愿理会`说没有~于是兔子兴奋的又问：那先生先生你们这里有卖胡萝卜的么？先生愤怒的把兔子牙打掉了`过了一天兔子还和以往一样来了`说：先生先生`请问你们这里有卖胡萝卜汁么？
Dear teacher and classmates,
Today I am going to share a cold joke with you.
One day, there was a rabbit went to a durgstore and asked the shopkeeper: Are you selling carrots ? “No.” the shopkeeper answered genially. Next day, this rabbit asked him again:”Sir, Sir, do you have any carrots?” “No.” the shopkeeper replied unpatiently. And the third day. The rabbit went to the drugstore again and asked the shopkeeper the same question. This time the shopkeeper turned to be very angry and answered to him,’ No! if you dare come again, I will use a vice to knock your teeth off!” the rabbit ran away immediately. However, this rabbit came to his store again one day later and asked carefully:”Sir, do you sale vice? ” the shopkeeper didn’t want to pay any attention to the rabbit and said no. So the rabbit was excited and asked again :”then, Sir, do you have carrots?” The shopkeeper was mad and took all the rabbit’s teeth off. But just one day later, the rabbit came as usual and said:”Sir, Sir, do you sell carrot juice?”
笑话讲完了`看啊！多么执着的兔子`真是又可爱又让人无可奈何~那么大家喜欢这个笑话么？希望大家在学习上也像兔子一样坚持下去`谢谢`
The joke is over. See how persistent this rabbit is, it is really lovely and pigheaded! Do you enjoy this joke? I hope all of you can learn something from this rabbit’s persist.
thank you!
也许你知道这个笑话`那么你上来给大家讲讲吧`
Maybe you have knew this joke, so please come to the stage and share with us.
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