英语幽默小对话

Question

初一的,6人左右,5分钟

Answer 1

One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.

Girl: Father, I have sinned.

Preacher: What did you do, little girl¡

Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.

Preacher: Why¡ What did he do to you¡

Girl: He touched my breast.

Preacher: You mean like this¡ (The guy did it.)

Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.

Preacher: Thats no reason to call him that.

Girl: But he also took off my cloth.

Preacher: You mean like this¡ (He did it again.)

Girl: Yes, thats what he did.

Preacher: Thats still no reason to call him that.

Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...

Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this¡ (And you-know-what)

Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, thats what he did...

Preacher: My dear girl, thats still no reason to call him a...

Girl: But he had AIDS!!

Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

2:

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。

Teacher: Peter！Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?

老师：彼得！你说说，世界上什么最大？

Peter: Well, well....eyelids....

彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……

Teacher: What？Eyelids？

老师：什么？眼皮？

Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.

彼得：是的，老师。因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了。