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1、我把你当伙计,你把我当肯德基
2、谁说圆形脸的不酷,我就喜欢黑猫警长
3、每个成功的奥特曼背后总有一个默默挨打的小怪兽
4、神知道我缺一个可爱的朋友,所以创造了你。但神却因此没了吃饭的桶
5、唐僧肉吃了能长生不老,唐僧屎不知道有没有同样的功效
6、人家是棒槌 、纯棒槌

25条经典搞笑的话

1.我这人从不记仇,一般有仇当场我就报了。
2.别在我的坟前哭。脏了我轮回的路。

3.已经将整个青春都用来检讨青春,还要把整个生命都用来怀疑生命。

4.是这样的张总,你在家里的电脑上按了CTRL+C,然后在公司的电脑上再按CTRL+V是肯定不行的。即使同一篇文章也不行。不不,多贵的电脑都不行。

5.你要是鲜花,以后牛都不敢拉粪了!

6.我以为你只是1和3中间的数,没想到你还是1和3俩数的组合。

8.先是《中国不高兴》,然后是《中国为什么不高兴》,接下来是《中国凭什么不高兴》、《中国怎么那么不高兴》、《你说中国怎么那么不高兴》、《凭什么让我说中国怎么那么不高兴》、《凭什么不能让你说中国怎么那么不高兴》、《我***哪知道中国怎么那么不高兴》……

9.自己选择45°仰视别人,就休怪他人135°俯视着看你。

10.Ralph W. Sockman说:当我们是少数时,可以测试自己的勇气;当我们是多数时,可以测试自己的宽容。

11.牧羊,一辈子都在急;金牛,一辈子都在守;双子,一辈子都在徘徊;巨蟹,一辈子都在等;狮子,一辈子都在控 制;处女,一辈子都在准备;天秤,一辈子都在权衡;天蝎,一辈子都在猜疑;射手,一辈子都在玩儿;摩羯,一辈子都在奋斗;水瓶,一辈子都在做梦;双鱼,一 辈子都不知道自己在做什么。

12.在职场中就应该像柯南那样,有一种我走到哪就让别人死到哪的霸气。

13.一食人族?班,经理再三交代不能吃同事,答应。过几天忍不住,偷吃一个清洁工人,当即被发现。其感悟是:千万别吃真正做事的人。
14.李碧华说过: 什么叫多余?夏天的棉袄,冬天的蒲扇,还有等我已经心冷后你的殷勤。

15.永远年轻,永远装嫩,永远不知好歹,永远热泪盈眶。

16.很多时候你只是某个人的练爱对象而非恋爱对象。

17.钱钟书先生对杨绛女士有这样一段评价,后来被社会学家视为理想婚姻的典范:a、在遇到她以前,我从未想过结婚的事。b、和她在一起这么多年,从未后悔过娶她做妻子。c、也从未想过娶别的女人。

18.你攒够四块五,我也攒够四块五,我们就可以去民政局结婚了。

19.个人感觉,在网络上要转向“慢”了,资讯越快,越是要等几天让事实浮现,第一时间人肉,第一时间谴责,第一时间落泪,都无太多必要。

20.我爸面对我发胖一事发表了看法:没有韩红的命,还得了韩红的病。

21.一切问题最终都是时间问题,一切烦恼其实都是自寻烦恼。

22.你来我信你不会走,你走我当你没来过。——我们该这样对待缘分与爱。

24.“上了年纪最大的好处就是:年轻时得不到的东西,现在你不想要了。”

25.世界上所有男人都是骗子。不管是漂亮还是不漂亮的女人都会被骗。有所不同的是,幸运的女人找到了一个大骗子,骗了她一辈子。 不幸的女人找到了一个小骗子,骗了她一阵子。

1, I take you as you put my buddy, when the KFC
2, who said the circular face not cool, I like black sheriff
3 and the AoTeMan behind every successful total have a little monster beating silently
God knows I need four, a lovely friends, so you created. But god did so didn't eat the bucket
5, tang's monk meat to eat to live forever, tang's monk excrement do not know to have the same effect
6 and somebody else is made of pure hammer-strokes,

25 the classic funny

1 I this person never, generally have revenge on the spot I quote.
2 don't at my grave and cry. Dirty I cycle.

3 will have to review the youth are youth, but the whole life to doubt life.

4 so zhang, you are at home computer press CTRL + C, then in the company's computer and press CTRL + V is certainly not. Even though the same article. No, your computer.

5. If you are not after the flowers, and the cattle dung!

6. I thought you just 1 and 3 of the middle number, but you still 1 and 3 of the number.

8. To the China first, then why not happy "China", "China with what is next to", "China", "how so unhappy." you say what not so happy ", "by what I said China how so unhappy, with what can't let you said China how so unhappy, I * * * which know what not so happy"...

9. Choose 45 ° Hugh Johnson look others, others 135 ° overlooking look for you.

10. The Sockman w. said: when we are few, can test your courage, When we are in the majority, can test your forgiveness.

11. Sheep, drunbying all anxious, Taurus, lifetime are kept, Gemini, drunbying all around, Cancer, drunbying all; etc. The lion in control system, forever, Virgo forever; in preparation, Libra, lifetime are in balance, Scorpio, drunbying all suspicion, Striker, drunbying all fun, Capricorn, drunbying all struggle, Aquarius, lifetime in dreams. Pisces, a lifetime all don't know what you're doing.

12 in the workplace should be like conan, I went to a dead to let others which the domineering.

13 a cannibal? Class, manager and colleagues, promised not to eat explaination. After several days, steal to eat a cleaner, was found. The feeling is: don't eat real work.
14 LiBiHua said: what is redundant? The summer and winter of cotton-padded jacket, and I have such stalk after your hospitality heart cold.

The young forever, forever, never somehow pack, never to tears.

16 when you just a few personal practice love object rather than love object.

But Mr. Qian zhongshu talks to have such a lady Yang jiang, were later sociologists as a model of an ideal marriage met her before, I never want to get married. B, together with her for so many years and never regret marry her. C, also never want to take another woman.

18 you save enough four five, I also saved enough four five, we can go to the civil marriage.

The individual feels, on the network to turn "slow", faster, more information to wait a few days to emerge, the first time that the first human flesh, first, without too much to tears.

My face and the weight I spoke HanGong: no, HanGong had the disease.

21. Everything is finally all time, all the troubles are indeed a worrywart.

22 I believe you won't go, you go you when you don't come after me. We should treat fate -- with love.

24 "age the biggest advantage is: young when something, now you want."

And all the men in the world are sharpers. Whether or not beautiful, beautiful women will be cheated. Different is lucky, the woman found a great liar, cheated her lifetime. Unfortunately the woman found a small cheater, cheated her for a while.
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第1个回答  2010-08-02
你电脑复制不累
我手机看者累啊
自己下个 有道 吧