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这些“肥胖事迹”是这样写的:
团团,男,二十一岁,身体胖成横状,宽度超过了高度。睡觉时,他只能横躺在床上。如果他跌了一交,几个举重运动员都扶不动他,只能用起重机吊起来。
球球,男,二十一岁,肚子裏的脂肪堆积得特别多,所以肚子特别大。他要是向你走过来,你就只能看到一个大圆球,看不见他的头和胳膊、腿。他要是跌了一交,就会像皮球一样,从房间的这一头滚到那一头。
圆圆,女,二十一岁,曾经压坏过五十张大床、一百二十把椅子。所以,现在她的床和椅子,都是用三寸厚的大钢板制成的。

比赛大会开始,一点名就发现少了三个选手:团团、球球和圆圆,这可把歪歪校长给急坏了,他亲自去找他们。
歪歪校长走到半路上,发现团团他们三个正满头大汗地坐在地上喘气。他们都向歪歪校长诉苫:“我们太胖了,稍微一活动,就汗流满面,气喘吁吁,走这段路已经休息了一百次,揩湿了十八块手帕。”
再走一段路,三个胖子又抱怨说:“我们腰酸腿痛,走不动了。医生说,这是因为我们太胖,身体负担过重,关节有了毛病。”
三个胖子好容易才走到会场,又诉苦了:“我们太胖,整天无精打采地想睡觉。”说著说著,三个人身子一歪,就躺在地上睡著了。呼噜呼噜的鼾声惊动了全体裁判员,大家费了好大的劲,才赶在比赛的最后一分钟喊醒了他们。
比赛结果,团团得了胖于冠军,球球得了胖子亚军,圆圆得了第三名。 X国王亲自赐给他们胖子英雄”
的勋章,并且表扬歪歪校长“为国家培养了优秀的胖子”,给了他“模范校长”的荣誉称号。
为了庆贺这件了不起的大喜事,胖子学校举办了一次特大宴会,杀了一百头猪,宰了一百头羊,还买了一百斤糖果,一百块大蛋糕。
可是,宴会尽管丰盛,参加的人并不多。大部分胖子都缺席了,连胖子英雄团团、球球、圆圆也没来——他们都因为太胖,害病住进了医院;团闭得了糖尿病、高血压、哮喘病;球球得了胆石症、风湿病;圆圆呢?得了冠心病、肾结石,其他的胖子也都有这样那样的病——来不了啦!

Round and round, male, 21 years old, the body is fat to become a horizontal form, the width exceeded height.While go to bed, his can lie on the side on the bed.If he fall down, a few weight lifting athletes all can not support him, can hang up with the derrick.
The The The ball ball, male, the the 21 years old, the the the fat of the belly pile up specially many, so the belly is specially big.He if come over here toward you, you can see a big round ball, can'ting see his head and arm,leg.He if fall down, will be like ball, roll from this a head of of the room to there a head of.
Circle circle, female, 21 years old, have ever press bad lead 50 open widely a bed,120 chairs.So, now her bed and chair, all is use three inch the thick big steel plate make into.

Compete the conference beginning, discover while have a roll call without three contestants:Round and round,the ball ball and circle circle, this can give the slanting president nasty and bad, he finds them in person.
The slanting president walks to arrive halfway up, discover round and round their three positive full heads big sweat ground sits on the ground to pant.The They all tell toward the slanting president:"the We were too fat, the a little bit one activity, the flow all over the face for the sweat, the pant noisily, the walk this the road has the already taken the a rest for 100 timeses, wipe wet 18 pieces of handkerchiefs."
Walk again one segment road, three fatties complain to say again:"Our waist the sour leg is painful, can not walk anymore.The doctor says this is because we are too fat, the body burden is over-weight, the joint had trouble."
Three fatties just walk to assembly hall easily very much, and then told a bitterness:"We are too fat, all day long in poor fettlely the drowsiness feel."The The Say the says, the the three personal bodies a slanting, lay on the ground to sleep .Shout shout of the stertor disturbed the all umpire, everyone's fee very great strength, just rush through Be compete of the last one minute shout awake they.
Race result, round and round get fat in champion, the ball ball got fatty's second prize, circle the circle got in the third place. The king of the X gives their fatty's hero in person"
Of merit badge, and give public recognition a slanting president"for the country the house trained an excellent fatty", give him the title of honor of"model president".
For celebrating this fantastic exultation matter, fatty's school held once carousal especially, kill 100 head pig, kill 100 head sheep, also bought 100 catties of candies, 100 pieces of big cakes.
But, though the party is flourishing, attend of the person combine not much.Greatly parts of fatties all were absent, even fatty's hero is round and round,the ball ball,circle circle also didn't come-they all because of too fat, become ill to enter a hospital;The regiment can shut diabetes,high blood pressure,asthma disease;The ball ball got gallstone,rheumatism;Circle circle?Get coronary,the kidney stone calculus, other fatties also all had so so of disease-be unable to come!

参考资料:金山快译

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