一篇关于新年的笑话(一英一汉)

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关于新年的笑话
新年来了,偶给大家准备了一些关于新年的笑话,希望大家喜欢:

1、New Year Resolution

Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulletin board in the reading center, one young teacher stopped by, looked at them for a few minutes, then left abruptly. Passing two teachers on their way in, she stormed, "My resolution isn't posted - and mine was one of the first ones in!" I couldn't help but overhear, and the tone of her voice sent me flying to my desk in rearch of a misplaced resolution. Looking rapidly through stacks of papers, I uncovered hers. It read, "I resolve not to let little things upset me. "

译文:
新年决心书
为了激励同学们对我们阅览中心的兴趣,我请每位老师在一张特制的表格上写一篇新年决心书交给我。我将决心书张贴在阅览中心的布告牌上之后,一位年轻老师停下来看了几分钟,便抽身走开了。她越过两位老师闯了进来,大发雷霆道:“我的决心书竟然没有贴出来-而我的是第一批交上来的。”我在旁边听到了,看她气势汹汹的样子,我吓得赶紧跑回办公室去找那份放错了地方的决心书,飞快浏览了几叠纸之后,我打开了她的那一份,上面写着:我决心不再为一些小事而烦恼。

2、新年天气预报:你将会遇到金钱雨、幸运风、友情雾、爱情露、健康霞、幸福云、顺利霜、美满雷、安全雹、开心闪、它们将伴你整一年。

3、为答谢多年来关心支持特在元旦期间大酬宾!凡在我心中有一定地位的人都将获得由我提供的价值人民币一毛的元旦短信一条。

4、有个地主,很想讨吉利,所以给他住在二楼的长工取名一个叫高升,一个叫发财。
年初一很早的时候,他就叫长工干活。在院子里大声喊:高升,高升!高升回答:下来了!气得他半死。
他又叫:发财,发财!发财说:还早!把个地主气坏了。
吃饭的时候,他故意把一根头发放在碗里,问他儿子,是什么。想让儿子说“是头发”。好讨个口彩。谁知他儿子说:爸,你脑壳上掉下来的!

5、前几日下午下班后,用邮箱给亲朋好友同学同事们发了一个新年祝福邮件,当时自己很开心,因为可以把一个很温暖的ppt祝福文件发给大家。
不料,第二天晚餐聚餐时,蒋老师说,小戴,你发的邮件没有带附件啊。。。
晕菜了,彻底晕菜了。。。查邮箱,小洁童鞋还给善意地来了句“姐,你没带附件?!”
于是第三天赶紧重发,并写上一段自我脑白的致歉,洋洋得意的点了发送。。。
过后开始忙着写文件,快要下班的时候,突然想起,,好像又没有加附件。。。
于是打开邮箱,检查验证,的确没加。
这次很冷静地重新写邮件,啥也没说,只加附件,然后发送。
哎,不要笑话姐,姐无敌脑白了!

6、新年到,想想送什么给你,又不打算太多,就只给你五千万:千万快乐!千万要健康!千万要平安!千万要知足!千万不要忘记我!
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第1个回答  2010-02-08
New Year Resolution

Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulletin board in the reading center, one young teacher stopped by, looked at them for a few minutes, then left abruptly. Passing two teachers on their way in, she stormed, "My resolution isn't posted - and mine was one of the first ones in!" I couldn't help but overhear, and the tone of her voice sent me flying to my desk in rearch of a misplaced resolution. Looking rapidly through stacks of papers, I uncovered hers. It read, "I resolve not to let little things upset me. "

新年决心书

为了激励同学们对我们阅览中心的兴趣,我请每位老师在一张特制的表格上写一篇新年决心书交给我。我将决心书张贴在阅览中心的布告牌上之后,一位年轻老师停下来看了几分钟,便抽身走开了。她越过两位老师闯了进来,大发雷霆道:“我的决心书竟然没有贴出来-而我的是第一批交上来的。”我在旁边听到了,看她气势汹汹的样子,我吓得赶紧跑回办公室去找那份放错了地方的决心书,飞快浏览了几叠纸之后,我打开了她的那一份,上面写着:我决心不再为一些小事而烦恼。

New Year weather forecasting: Fog , love show your lucky to will may come across money rain, wind , friendly sentiment , healthy rosy clouds , happiness say that smooth frost , happy thunder , safe hail, feel happy flashing , they make to accompanying you, 1 year.
新年天气预报:你将会遇到金钱雨、幸运风、友情雾、爱情露、健康霞、幸福云、顺利霜、美满雷、安全雹、开心闪、它们将伴你整一年。

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为答谢多年来关心支持特在元旦期间大酬宾!凡在我心中有一定地位的人都将获得由我提供的价值人民币一毛的元旦短信一条。

Have a landlord , want to ask for good fortune very much, be promoted to a higher position therefore the farm labourer hired by the year who lives in the first floor bename him as one shouting, one shouts get rich. When the beginning of the year one is very early, he lets farm labourer hired by the year labour right away. Within the courtyard, loudness shouts: Be promoted to a higher position , be promoted to a higher position! Promote an answer: Have come down! Get angry such that he is half-dead. He shouts: Get rich , get rich! Get rich saying: Fairly early! The landlord gas has been spoiled. That he gives out intentionally one head when eating, asks about his son , what is within the bowl. Think that let a son say "is hair ". Easy to ask for the mouth color. Who knows his son saying: Dad , you fall down on the skull!
有个地主,很想讨吉利,所以给他住在二楼的长工取名一个叫高升,一个叫发财。
年初一很早的时候,他就叫长工干活。在院子里大声喊:高升,高升!高升回答:下来了!气得他半死。
他又叫:发财,发财!发财说:还早!把个地主气坏了。
吃饭的时候,他故意把一根头发放在碗里,问他儿子,是什么。想让儿子说“是头发”。好讨个口彩。谁知他儿子说:爸,你脑壳上掉下来的!
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