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首先。大家来打电话是为了方便，只有互相方便才能自己方便，打电话打不通或者突然断线有很多原因的，1可能是双方的信号有1方不好，我们如果是电话问他我们会第1时间处理，毕竟打的人很多，也不会自己断了生意。2可能是对方突然手机没电了，或者手机出了问题，如果别人能打你不能打就不要叽歪的再这叫说什么麻烦，听不到什么的，说是我的问题，当然弱智除外，如果遇到了我会打110求救，救你也就我，更救大家，其次，打电话是请看好计费表，1秒到59秒都是1分钟，不要打个2分20秒还要求收2毛，能少我们会尽量少的，我们毕竟不是通信公司，给你的少了公司可不会少我们的，用过手机的人都知道，当然那些没用过的异类我们深表同情，并免费为你培训，借个手机你玩会尝尝鲜，看是不是我说的那么回事，但是不能带走不然110伺候，如果觉得我的收费有问题或者我的价格不合理，对面就是工商局欢迎投诉，或者打官司，可以学习哪些不相信的人自己拿笔盒纸打1个记1个，看是否跟我们的吻合，如果有多收1毛，欢迎投诉或者打官司，更有甚者，仗着喝了点酒打了30分想给10分的钱的，我们不是白痴，当然了如果你白痴到30和20分不清或者基本的加50以内的加法没过关，那你还是回到你的国家去把，你不觉得这样很丢人么，丢的不是你1个人的人丢的是你那个国家的人，如果你连这点都不懂的话我只能为你的国家默哀5分钟。
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首先。大家来打电话是为了方便，只有互相方便才能自己方便，打电话打不通或者突然断线有很多原因的，1可能是双方的信号有1方不好，我们如果是电话问他我们会第1时间处理，毕竟打的人很多，也不会自己断了生意。2可能是对方突然手机没电了，或者手机出了问题，如果别人能打你不能打就不要叽歪的再这叫说什么麻烦，听不到什么的，说是我的问题，当然弱智除外，如果遇到了我会打110求救，救你也就我，更救大家，其次，打电话是请看好计费表，1秒到59秒都是1分钟，不要打个2分20秒还要求收2毛，能少我们会尽量少的，我们毕竟不是通信公司，给你的少了公司可不会少我们的，用过手机的人都知道，当然那些没用过的异类我们深表同情，并免费为你培训，借个手机你玩会尝尝鲜，看是不是我说的那么回事，但是不能带走不然110伺候，如果觉得我的收费有问题或者我的价格不合理，对面就是工商局欢迎投诉，或者打官司，可以学习哪些不相信的人自己拿笔盒纸打1个记1个，只要你要求，我们会提供笔和纸，看是否跟我们的吻合，如果有多收1毛，欢迎投诉或者打官司，更有甚者，仗着喝了点酒打了30分想给10分的钱的，我们不是白痴，当然了如果你白痴到30和20分不清或者基本的加50以内的加法没过关，那你还是回到你的国家去把，你不觉得这样很丢人么，丢的不是你1个人的人丢的是你那个国家的人，如果你连这点都不懂的话我只能为你的国家默哀5分钟。
《以上翻译要求，意思一定要到。要老外看得懂，拒绝用软件复制。谢谢时间久点没关系，我会把我的分全部给你，我们中国人是很讲信用的。抱歉只能给100分，不然我会118都给你，因为系统不让给。》这段不用翻译。不要怪我写的刻薄英文广州的老外就是这德行。欺负我不懂英文
我写的是少数广州的老外在深圳打公用电话电话的事情，我的目的是下次他们在这样我就打印好了给他看，看他什么反应。要是楼上的是高手的话麻烦翻译下，谢谢了， 发了才看到不好意思大家可以重那个箭头开始翻译，内容不小心复制了2份。大哥大姐请谅解

Answer 1

First. Everybody telephones is for convenient, only then facilitates mutually can be convenient, telephones not to be able to make a connection with or the sudden broken line has many reasons, 1 possibly is the bilateral signal has 1 side not to be good, if we are the telephone asked that his we meet 1st time processing, hits after all the human are many, also will not break business. 2 possibly were opposite party sudden handset not electricity, or the handset had problems, if others could hit you not to be able to hit do not want chirp crooked this to call to say any trouble again, did not hear anything, said that was my question, certainly retarded was an exception, if will run into me to hit 110 prays for rescue, rescued your also me, rescued everybody, next, telephoned please do favor the cost table, 1 second to 59 seconds was 1 minute, do not hit 2 minute 20 second also to request to receive 2 wools, can be short us as far as possible to be few, we were not the correspondence companies after all, for yours fewThe company has been possible not to be short us, uses handset's people to know, certainly these useless different races we have expressed deeply the sympathy, and free trains for you, you will play taking advantage of a handset tastes fresh, looked that will be I says that a matter, otherwise but cannot carry off 110 serves, if thought that my charge will have the question or my price is unreasonable, opposite will be the bureau of industry and commerce welcome the suit, or will bring a lawsuit, may study person which didn't believe to take the pencil case paper to hit 1 to record 1, looked whether with ours tallying, if will have receives 1 wool, will welcome to sue or to bring a lawsuit, and what is more, depended drinks a liquor to hit 30 points to want to give 10 cent money, we were not the idiots, certainly, if your idiot to 30 and 20 could not distinguish clearly or the basic Canadian 50 within additions has not gone through a strategic pass, then you returned to your country to go, you did not think that like this very lost face, the one who lost is not you 1 individual person loses was your country person, if your this did not understand I only could pay silent tribute 5 minutes for yours country.

Answer 2

我也没看懂你写的什么，虽然我也在国外。。。。。。呵呵

Answer 3

at the first of all members to call for the purpose of facilitating, only each other in order to facilitate their own convenience, call suddenly disconnected or can not get through a lot of reasons, may be a signal of both sides, 1 side is no good, we asked him if the phone will be No. 1 time to deal with, after all, many people playing, it would not cut off their own business. 2 may be the other side suddenly Cell phone was stoped, or a problem with the phone, you can not play if the others do not play again sharawadgi distortion of what's called trouble, did not hear much about, and that is my question, of course, except for the Mentally Handicapped if they will be playing my 110 for help, I will save you even more to save you, Second, the call is to ask good meter, 1 seconds to 59 seconds is 1 minute, do not make a 2 minutes and 20 seconds also requested 2 hair close, we will try our best to little less, and we are not, after all, communications companies, the less you can be very large and our company, and used cell phone knows, of course, those who are not heterogeneous, we used sympathetic and training for you free of charge by a mobile phone will play the fresh taste of fresh you see is not what I said then the matter, but can not be taken away to serve 110 or, if the fees do not think my problem or my price is unreasonable, the opposite is Trade and Industry Bureau welcomed the complaint, or lawsuit, which can learn from those who do not believe that the paper pencil cases themselves playing a recorded one, to see if the agreement with us, if how close a hair, welcome to complaints or lawsuits, more worse, drink a little wine authority played like 30 minutes to 10 minutes of the money, we are not idiots, of course, an idiot if you tell the 30 and 20 or 50 within the basic additive did not cross the border, you or return to your country to go to, you do not you think this is very a shame, is not you threw a personal thing is that you lose people of that country, if you did not know they could not even if I can for your country five minutes of silence.

Answer 4

没看懂你在写什么……虽然我在外国

Answer 5

First. Everybody telephones is for convenient, only then facilitates mutually can be convenient, telephones not to be able to make a connection with or the sudden broken line has many reasons, 1 possibly is the bilateral signal has 1 side not to be good, if we are the telephone asked that his we meet 1st time processing, hits after all the human are many, also will not break business. 2 possibly were opposite party sudden handset not electricity, or the handset had problems, if others could hit you not to be able to hit do not want chirp crooked this to call to say any trouble again, did not hear anything, said that was my question, certainly retarded was an exception, if will run into me to hit 110 prays for rescue, rescued your also me, rescued everybody, next, telephoned please do favor the cost table, 1 second to 59 seconds was 1 minute, do not hit 2 minute 20 second also to request to receive 2 wools, can be short us as far as possible to be few, we were not the correspondence companies after all, for yours fewThe company has been possible not to be short us, uses handset's people to know, certainly these useless different races we have expressed deeply the sympathy, and free trains for you, you will play taking advantage of a handset tastes fresh, looked that will be I says that a matter, otherwise but cannot carry off 110 serves, if thought that my charge will have the question or my price is unreasonable, opposite will be the bureau of industry and commerce welcome the suit, or will bring a lawsuit, may study person which didn't believe to take the pencil case paper to hit 1 to record 1, so long as you will request, we will provide the pen and the paper, looked whether with ours tallying, if will haveReceives 1 wool, welcome to sue or to bring a lawsuit, and what is more, depended drinks a liquor to hit 30 points to want to give 10 cent money, we were not the idiots, certainly, if your idiot to 30 and 20 could not distinguish clearly or the basic Canadian 50 within additions has not gone through a strategic pass, then you returned to your country to go, you did not think that like this very lost face, the one who lost is not you 1 individual person loses was your country person, if your this did not understand I only could pay silent tribute 5 minutes for yours country.
不知道对不对 你在好事看一遍

Answer 6

Members to call for the purpose of facilitating, only each other in order to facilitate their own convenience, call suddenly disconnected or can not get through a lot of reasons, may be a signal of both sides, 1 side is no good, we asked him if the phone will be No. 1 time to deal with, after all, many people playing, it would not cut off their own business. 2 may be the other side suddenly手机没电, or a problem with the phone, you can not play if the others do not play again sharawadgi distortion of what's called trouble, did not hear much about, and that is my question, of course, except for the Mentally Handicapped if they will be playing my 110 for help, I will save you even more to save you, Second, the call is to ask good meter, 1 seconds to 59 seconds is 1 minute, do not make a 2 minutes and 20 seconds also requested 2 hair close, we will try our best to little less, and we are not, after all, communications companies, the less you can be very large and our company, and used cell phone knows, of course, those who are not heterogeneous, we used sympathetic and training for you free of charge by a mobile phone will play尝尝鲜you see is not what I said then the matter, but can not be taken away to serve 110 or, if the fees do not think my problem or my price is unreasonable, the opposite is Trade and Industry Bureau welcomed the complaint, or lawsuit, which can learn from those who do not believe that the paper pencil cases themselves playing a recorded one, to see if the agreement with us, if how close a hair, welcome to complaints or lawsuits, more worse, drink a little wine仗着played like 30 minutes to 10 minutes of the money, we are not idiots, of course, an idiot if you tell the 30 and 20 or 50 within the basic additive did not cross the border, you or return to your country to go to, you do not you think this is very a shame, is not you threw a personal thing is that you lose people of that country, if you did not know they could not even if I can for your country five minutes of silence.