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Question

There was a very self-sufficient blind man, who did a lot of traveling alone. He was making his first trip to Texas and happened to be seated next to a Texan on the flight.
The Texan spent a lot of time telling him how everything is bigger and better in Texas. By the time the blind man had reached his destination, a large resort hotel, he was very excited about being in Texas.
The long trip had worn him out a little so he decided to stop at the bar for a small soda and a light snack before going up to his room to unpack this clothes.
When the waitress set down his drink, it was in a huge mug. "Wow, I had heard everything in Texas is bigger," he told her.
"That's right,"she replied. The blind man ate his snack and finished his drink. After drinking such a large amount, it was only natural his next stop was going to have to be the restroom. He asked the waitress for directions. She told him to turn left at the register and it would be the second door on the right.
He reached the first door and continued down the hall. A few steps later he stumbled slightly and missed the second door altogether and ended up going through the 3rd door instead. Not realizing he had entered the swimming area he walked forward and immediately fell into the swimming pool.
Remembering everything he had heard about things being bigger in Texas, as soon as he had his head above water he started shouting "Don't flush! Don't flush!"

Answer 1

从前有一位非常自负的盲人，独自旅游过很多地方。当他第一次乘飞机去德克萨斯州时，碰巧挨着一位当地人坐。这位当地人花了很长时间告诉盲人，在德克萨斯州，一切事物都更大更好。所以当盲人抵达目的地-----一座大型度假酒店时，他感到非常兴奋。这段长途旅行让盲人有些劳累，所以他决定在回房收拾行李前，先在酒吧喝点苏打吃些小吃。女服务员为他端上了一杯巨大的饮料。“哇，我听说在德克萨斯，一切东西都更大，”盲人对女服务员说。“是这么回事，”女服务员回答。盲人吃完了食物喝完了饮料。自然而然，在喝完如此大一杯饮料后，盲人的下一站肯定是去厕所。他问了女服务员厕所的方位。女服务员告诉他，先往左拐到登记处，厕所就在右手边的第二扇门。盲人到了第一扇门又继续往大厅里走。走了几步后他稍稍被绊了一下，错过了第二扇门，而走到了第三扇门处。没意识到自己错走到了游泳区，盲人继续往前走着，不小心跌进了泳池里。突然，盲人想起来在德克萨斯州一切东西都更大，所以一听到水声他赶紧叫道：“别冲水！别冲水！”

Answer 2

有一个自给自足的盲人，谁做了很多独自旅行。他是在他第一次来德克萨斯，碰巧坐在旁边的一个德克萨斯的飞行。得克萨斯人花了很多时间告诉他一切都是更大更好的德克萨斯。由时间，盲人已抵达目的地，一个大型的度假酒店，他很兴奋的在德克萨斯。
长途旅行，穿了他一点，他决定在酒吧的一小苏打和小吃，上前去他的房间，把这衣服。当侍者给他喝，它是在一个巨大的杯。”哇，我听说在德克萨斯一切都更大，”他告诉她。
“是的，”她回答说。瞎子吃零食，喝完他的酒。喝这么多，这是唯一的天然他的下一站是要去洗手间。他问服务员问路。她告诉他在转身离开的登记和这将是第二个门在右边。
他到了第一个门，继续走向大厅。爬了几步之后，他稍微绊了一下，错过了第二扇门完全结束在第三门代替。没有意识到他已经进入了游泳区，他向前走去，并立即掉进了游泳池。
记住所有他听到的东西是大德克萨斯，当他把他的头以上的水，他开始大喊“不要冲！不脸红！”
百度翻译 估计有点不通顺啊