求有关中式英语的笑话

Question

如题所述

Answer 1

1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you 不鸟我，我也不鸟你 04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home 有事起奏，无事退朝 06．you me you me 彼此彼此 07．You Give Me Stop 你给我站住！ 08．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知...09．WATCH SISTER 表妹 10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足 12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five!

Answer 2

人家问你问题，但是他是知道的，并且他知道你会知道的，你就说 I know. You know. You know that I know . I know that You know that I know. 这个意思是：我知道，你也知道，你知道我会知道，我也知道你会知道我知道你知道我会知道

Answer 3

NO three no four,seven up eight down.You no go,you no go I go.不三不四，七上八下。你不去，你不去我去。Give you some color see see.给你点颜色瞧瞧