谁能帮忙翻译一下英语?

Mr Johnson had a shop in the center of the town.Nealy ten people worded for him.He told them to work hard and save everything. He tried his best to pay them. He never lent any money to others though he was the richest man in the town. He walked to his shop every day and never took a bus. He had some bread for breakfast. A lot of people laughed at him for it. But he didn’t mind it at all.
One day the old man went to a market to buy some food.He brought the potatoes carefully and when he was going to pay for them,he found he lost his wallet .
He began to look for the thief there.But he failed.He was so sad that he brought out a knife and was going to kill himself.A few policemen got there at once..They tried to stop him.
“How many dollars were there in your wallet,Mr Johnson?”asked a policeman.
“Ten dollars.”
His made all people laugh.A worker was going to make a joke to him. The man said ,”.I’m giving you 100 dollers if you agree I beat you to death.”
Having heard this,Mr Johnson stopped to think it over for a long time.Then he said,”You can beat me to half death if you give me 55 dollars!”
请把以上英语翻译成通顺点的中文,拜托了,很急!!!答好追加分!!!
拜托了!!!哪位高手帮帮忙啊!!

第1个回答  2010-05-31
约翰逊先生在镇中心有一家商店,有将近十个人为他工作。他告诉他们努力工作,并节约一切。他尽他最大努力付给他们报酬。尽管它是真上最富的人,但他从不借给别人钱。他每天步行去商店,从不乘公交。早饭他只吃一些面包。许多人为这嘲笑他,但他从不介意。
一天,这个老人去市场买吃的东西。他认真的挑选了土豆,可当他想付钱的时候,他发现他的钱包丢了。他开始在哪儿找小偷。但没找到。他如此伤心以至于拿出刀子想自杀。立刻来了几名警察。他们努力阻止他。“约翰逊先生,你的钱包里有多少钱?”“十美元”。他让所有的人都笑了。一个工人想要开他的玩笑这个人说“如果你让我把你打死,我会给你100美元”。听到这些,约翰逊停下来,想了好长时间,然后说“如果你给我55美元,我可以让你打个半死。”
第2个回答  2010-05-31
约翰逊先生在市中心有个商店。 差不多有10个人为他工作。他告诉他们要好好干,凡事注意节约。他也尽可能为他们支付更多的薪水。他从不借钱给别人,尽管他是镇上最有钱的。他每天走路到自己的商店, 从不坐公交汽车。早饭就吃些面包。为此很多人都嘲笑他, 但他一点都不介意。
有一天,他老人家到市场去买些食物。他很专注地选着土豆,可是就在他准备付款时发现钱夹丢了。他就开始在那寻找小偷, 但没找着。 他太难过了就掏出个刀子准备自杀。几名警察闻讯立刻赶到那里。。他们试图阻止他。
“ 约翰逊先生, 你钱夹里有多少美元?” 警察问。 “10美元。”
这话把大伙都逗笑了。 有个工人想 跟他开几句玩笑。 他说:“ 我会给你100美元, 如果你同意我把你揍死的话。” 听到这话, 约翰逊先生停下来想了很久。 然后他说:“ 如果你给我55美元, 你可以把我打个半死!”