外文名称：The Real Slim Shady
所属专辑：The Marshall Mathers Lp
歌曲时长：04:32
发行时间：2000-05-23
歌曲原唱：Eminem
音乐风格：说唱
发行公司：环球唱片
歌曲语言：英语
中英文歌词：
May I ha丨ve your attention please?请大家注意
May I ha丨ve your attention please?请大家注意
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?请真正的Slim Shady站起来
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
我重复,请真正的Slim Shady站起来
We're gonna ha丨ve a problem here..看来要出问题了
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
你们看着都像第一次见到白人那样
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
下巴着地,像Pam那样,看见Tommy冲进门
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
然后比以前更疯狂的抽她的屁股!
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
他们先离婚了,Pam被扔起来飞过家具
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
这不是XX的回归?啊,不对,不可能,你肯定在开玩笑
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
他刚没说...我以为他说的...是吗?
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
然后Dr.Dre说.....什么都没说!你个笨蛋!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Dre老早死了,他现在被我锁在地下室里!哈哈哈哈哈
Feminist women love eminem
女权主义都爱EMINEM
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady
因为他满口都是女人
Slim Shady, I'm sick of himSlim Shady,
我受够他了
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
看看他,走来走去抓着他的(JB)...你知道的...
Flippin the you-know-who,"
正在惹怒...你知道的...[1]
"Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
是啊,可是他好可爱呢!
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
对,我估计脑袋里几颗螺丝钉松了
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
不过没有你家长卧室里发生的事情那么坏
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
有时候,我想在电视上说出我的心声,但是我不能这么做
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
但是干一个死了的驼鹿对于Tom Green来说是很酷的
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
我的屁股在你的嘴唇上,我的屁股在你的嘴唇上
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
如果我幸运的话我能的到一个吻
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
而这就是我们传输给孩子们的信息
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
然后我们却指望他们不知女人的阴核是什么
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
他们当然会知道做爱是什么东西
By the time they hit fourth grade
当他们上四年级的时候
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
会看Discovery Channel对吗?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
我们不过是哺乳类动物...噢不,其实有些是食人族
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
他们把人像哈密瓜那样斩开
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
但是既然我们可以干死去的动物和羚羊
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
那没有什么理由不让两个男人私奔[*EWWW!*]
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
如果你和我的想法一样,我有一个解药
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
女人们,举你们的内裤挥动起来,然后一起来合唱.......
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
我是真正的Slim Shady,是的,我就是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他的Slim Shady都是模仿者
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
所以不如让真正的Slim Shady站起来
please stand up, please stand up.
站起来, 站起来.
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
Will Smith在他的歌里面从来不爆粗口
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
不过我爆,所以操他,也操你!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
你觉得我在乎格莱美?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
你们一半以上的评论家根本不鸟我
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
可是Slim,你赢了怎么办,那不是会很奇怪?
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
奇怪什么?那样你门就可以骗我到这里?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
就可以,把我安排坐在布兰妮旁边
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
那Christina Aguilera得跟我换座位
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
这样我能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst 旁边
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
然后听他们争论是谁先被Christina吹的
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
你这小婊子,在MTV上把我撤下来透透气
Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!""
他确实很可爱,不过他已经和Kim结婚了,呵呵"
I should download her audio onMP3
我应该下载她的MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
然后秀给世界看她如何给姆爷性病
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
我已经很厌烦你们这帮小屁孩们,你们整天就会烦我
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
所以我要来这里摧毁你们
And there's a million of us just like me
这世界上有千千万万的人就像我
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuсk like me
像我这样爆粗口,像我一样啥也不在乎
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
穿的像我,走路,讲话,装的像我
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
但永远都不会是我!
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
听我说唱就是精神享受,因为只有我会向你们献上
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
一些你和你的朋友门在寝室里头笑话的东西
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
唯一不同的是,我有种说出来
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
在你们面前,而且我不用伪装任何东西
I just get on the mic and spit it
我只是到一个麦克风前,吐出真言
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
不管你喜不喜欢,我都把这它大声的唱出来
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
我比你们其他90%的说唱歌手都NB
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
你就想为什么这帮小孩买我的专辑就像嗑药一样上瘾
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
很好笑,因为我已经30岁了
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
我会是唯一一个在护士房里泡妞的人
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
捏那些护士的屁股,然后和Jergens一块儿打手枪
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
可是一整袋子的伟哥都没用
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
其实每个人都是隐藏着的
Slim ShadyHe could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings他可能在汉堡王工作,在你的洋葱圈上吐痰
Or in the parkin lot, circling
或者在一个停车场里开着车转圈
Screaming "I don't give a fu丨сk!
"叫着"我什么都不鸟!"
with his windows down and his system up
然后把他窗户拉下So, will the real Shady please stand up?
所以请真正的Slim Shady站起来?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
然后双手把中指都竖起来?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
再为自己的完全失控骄傲不已?
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
再来一次,用你最响的声音,那句词是什么???????
Ha ha
哈哈
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
看来每个人都有一个Slim Shady的影子
Fuck it, let's all stand up
管他的,我们都站起来吧!
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